At the Renaissance faire last weekend, I strolled though Canterbury Kitchen’s picnic benches piping jigs and reels, always good for a few tips.
Gained two right away, and then saw a form rise from a bench out on the perimeter. Was but a silhouette against the late afternoon sun, an arm rising and a finger pointing at me. The voice was that of a woman and quite loud: “Mass Bay Community College!”
Not drunk but under a slight influence, she rose, continuing to point and thrust that finger, pronouncing me “the greatest English teacher ever,” or something like that. Can’t say I recognized her, but her voice and the gleam in her eye rang a bell. She went on and on telling everyone seated that I was the reason she stopped being a wayward teen and became a nurse. That’s when I recalled her from at least 22 years ago.
Embarrasing, but nice, and from an open wallet held up for her by a friend she found $6 to stuff in my tip-mug. Had there been $66, or more, I believe she would have given it all. Fellow about my age at a nearby table was chuckling. Told him I didn’t know if I should play another jig or give a grammar lesson. That quip landed a $5 tip.
Two days later, a funny thing happened to me on the way to Salem for rehearsals of the witch trial re-enactments through the first week of November. Since the annual, long-running Cry Innocent is “immersive theater,” there are breaks in the play where the actors, in character, field questions from the audience which requires us to know about the era.
On that day, we were schooled by each other with our own chosen projects, about 15 minutes apiece. One was all about hysteria created by itself and how it spread, playing on suspicion, turning people against each other. The presentation was based on Arthur Miller’s 1953 play, The Crucible, a parallel commentary on the red-scare and McCarthyism that gripped the USA soon after World War II.
That’s what I listened to just an hour after hearing, in my car, an NPR report that schools, churches, and hospitals are now under protection of the National Guard in Springfield, Ohio.
At the Screening Room last night, an elderly woman asked what the ticket cost. Obviously a senior, and someone I thought I recognized as one of our regular patrons, I quoted the senior discount.
“Ten dollars,” she cried, “that’s way too much!”
Not sure if it was resolve on my part or the fact that I was beyond surprise that kept me silent.
“I thought it was four dollars,” she finally said.
Now I struggled to keep a straight face, but I couldn’t resist some comic relief: “That was back when Jimmy Carter was president.”
She laughed and was quite pleasant in response: “Oh, I’ve been coming here all this time! I guess I just never noticed the increase.”
What I thought: “Lady, whether you know it or not, you have experienced a neurological event recently and should get checked out.”
What I said: “Most patrons here tell us how low the prices are compared to the cineplexes.”
When the film ended, she waited for me to descend from the booth to apologize for the earlier exchange, telling me what a good film it was she just saw, what good films we always have here. I felt this nagging urge to tell her to get a neurological test, but just could not bring myself to do it. Instead, I assured her that no apology was necessary, and that we hope to keep showing provocative and inspiring films.
She danced, smiling, out the door. I longed for a stiff drink.
The film she saw was War Game. Set on January 6, 2025, it imagines, according to the blurb, “a nation-wide insurrection in which members of the US military defect to support the losing Presidential candidate.”
Hardly a flick to send you home smiling and dancing. Everyone else left looking like they also were in need of stiff drinks, though they all told me the film was riveting, enlightening, convincing.
Yes, I nodded in agreement on all three points, and off they went to think it over. What I didn’t say is what I now think over: War Game never mentions, never ever hints that the very real-life possibility of a MAGA insurrection–the very real-life reason the film was made–already has the tacit support of one of America’s two major political parties.
I don’t know if I should play another jig, write another opinion column, or drown myself in drink until this is all over.
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