For a taste of King Richard’s Faire, hear ye the opening lyric of a recent musical:
There is a land where all the people are grand
And all your dreams come true: Crowntown!
To the tune of Petula Clark’s “Downtown,” the song remains perhaps. perchance, the closest expression yet that the annual fall festival down in Plymouth County’s cranberry bogs has to a keynote address–loaded with double entendres that charm the children and disarm the adults:
Crowntown! Monarchy works for us!
Crowntown! Democracy’s such a fuss!
Crowntown! King Richard’s ruling for you!
Every year’s musical combines such spoofs of popular tunes into a unified, if raucous, half-hour parody of anything from long before the Renaissance to Reality TV.
My favorites include Natural Born Kilters, a mash of MacBeth with Quentin Tarantino’s film, and The Odd-yssey with Homer’s sirens in day-glow wigs belting out, “Hey, Greek sailor! Spend a little time with me!”
In the orchestra pit from 1999 to 2008, Dennis Wrenn of Algonquin Regional High School in Northborough led the royal band on keyboard. He doubled as trumpeter who heralded and accented scenes throughout the realm during each day. A mawkish snippet of “Somewhere over the Rainbow” was his occasional sound-gag for the most pompous claims of king or jester.
More seriously, he could instruct me without a sheet when I caught an obsession for Edvard Grieg’s “In the Hall of the Mountain King.” Popular in spooky films and cartoons–and recently in Harry Potter films–it’s an unusual and difficult combination of notes that took me two weekends to play fluidly.
On his trumpet, he found the sequence by ear, then played it a note at a time and pointed to where my fingers should land on a recorder. He could have been exasperated and amused at my penchant for adding B-flats and E-flats where they had no business being. Instead, he was patient–and amused.
Call us rennies of a scale: We joined the same year, 1999, at the same age, 48, both teachers, both with daughters in college at the time, both supporters of NPR, and both fans of all four Boston sports teams.
In late afternoons, I timed my break to return during the musical. My car radio would give me the score of any Red Sox and/or Patriot game in progress. Dennis would know when the games began, giving him an idea of the inning or period. From behind the back row of the audience, I’d catch his eye. A motion to swing a bat or throw a pass would tell him which game. One thumb up for a slight lead, two for a big one, and vice versa with a thumb or two down. A closed fist meant tie game. When done, I waved, and he always nodded at good news or shook his head at bad without missing a beat.**
On one occasion, he laughed when he saw me put a hand over my head with waving fingers pointed down. Though I was improvising a sign we hadn’t agreed on, he knew it meant rain delay.
We barely spent 15 minutes together each faire day, but at 18 days a year for a decade, it adds up, always between cast call and opening. Often we were joined by harper Michael Suss who crossed paths with Dennis making musical rounds in New England in the offseason. It was a treat to hear those two trade notes, fun intended, especially on the innovative but tight choreographies of their favorite marching bands. At times, I wondered if their health insurance was paid up as they re-enacted moves such as Ohio State’s tuba player scrambling while playing–winded in more ways than one–to dot the i in Ohio.
From there I would go behind the gate where I pipe a high-pitched fast tempo set of jigs and reels for the early arrivals. Dennis, in a monk’s robe that accentuated his barrel chest, lumbered up to the balcony where he joined the royal court facing the parking lot.
Our pre-opening scene on that balcony–or, scenario in the parlance of renfaires–began with his trumpet blast. It amused Dennis that the faire’s cue to begin was also my cue to cease and desist.
And it amused me back in 2001 when, telling a college freshman class about the faire, a young woman raised a hand and asked, “Do you know Dennis Wrenn?”
I laughed: “You put up with that joker in high school only to come here and get stuck with me?”
She laughed back; “You remind me of him!”
And I was reminded of him–out of touch for all of the ten-month offseason–when I wanted the lyrics for “Crowntown” a few weeks before our Labor Day weekend opening in 2009. Days later, wondering if he had changed his e-dress, I put his name into Google’s search engine.
Such news usually comes over a phone with a consoling voice, a friend or relative to answer questions. Instead of a handset to my ears, I pressed a hand over my mouth and read the answers, a list of headlines, most of them labelled with the word obituary.
Next day in my mailbox, as if on another double-cue, was the sheet for a tune titled, “Farewell to the Renfaire Flaneurs.” As I recall, I had told friend and composer Tom Febonio that my feet might force me to quit the faire. Knowing my habits, he conjured up a devilish piece laced with sound gags and heavy with flats, B and E.
A Farewell. And a double entendre: “Flaneur” derived from the French for “idler,” also meaning “man about town.”
Dennis was no idler, but to start every faire day, he was my fellow flaneur, a grand man all about Crowntown, and so I play it in tribute…
By his leave.
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*This is a slightly modified version of a column that appeared in the Newburyport Daily News, September 2009, about five months after Dennis Wrenn died in Athens, Greece. About a month before that, he took a fall that left him with cracked ribs, and a doctor told him to restrict his movements–that would and should have included cancelling the trip to Greece that Dennis had arranged for his high school jazz ensemble. Not wanting to let the kids down, he went. By all accounts, the trip was a success at every stop. At the Athens airport, while awaiting the flight home, something made Dennis cough. He never recovered.
**About a month after this appeared in print, the Boston Bruins paid tribute during an intermission by putting pictures of Dennis with his student musicians on their Jumbotron with a narration of how well-known he was to teachers of music and to musical organizations throughout New England. He was a season-ticket holder and had been asking me in the last two years to join him for a game. I told him it would have to be versus the St. Louis Blues, the only pro sports team with a musical logo–who are in Boston tonight, just hours after I post this. Wish I had settled for the Anaheim Ducks. Would be interesting to see if two wind-playing geezers could root against honkers less than half our age.






























